life as We Know it

When I sexy dance

What I think I’m doing:

What I’m actually doing:

When a guy comes up to me at the bar

And he’s all like:

And I’m just like:

funny-Rubik-cube-solved-unsolved

Bored? click!

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When I go out with a guy & I wear something from Free People

He’s just like,

Listening to Dubstep

If I’m sober:

If I’m not:

Tequila Shots

At the beginning of the night:

By the end of the night:

When I start to nag my boyfriend